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| Topic: Fun Ford Weekend - New England Dragway |
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| Fun Ford Weekend - New England Dragway [message #593] |
Thu, 27 March 2008 22:54 |
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14th Annual New England FFW Nationals
New England Dragway
August 16 & 17, 2008
Look For the JBA Banners as we will be representing them
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| | Topic: Another Cruise goin on for those interested.. |
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| Another Cruise goin on for those interested.. [message #255] |
Sat, 06 October 2007 18:28 |
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This one is being held by North East Motorsport forums.. They a bunch of cool dudes with varied interests in cars.. Most like the rice hehe.. Here is the link
http://www.nemotorsport.com/boards/showthread.php?t=1141
2005 Black Mustang GT
276Whp 296Wtq (stock)
C&L CAI
SCT 93 Tune
SLP LM
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| | Forum: The Hangout |
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| Topic: Smokin Stang Cruise This Sunday 5/16 |
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| Smokin Stang Cruise This Sunday 5/16 [message #856] |
Thu, 13 May 2010 10:12 |
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Just an FYI guys
Smokin Stangs is doing a cruise to Parkers this Sunday am.
We will be cruising right by the Front End Shop on 13 in the 10ish range...
Some info.
http://www.smokinstangs.com/showthread.php?913-SmokinStangs- Cruise-Sunday-5-16-2010-to-Parkers-for-Breakfast
ps. I went on your cruise a few years ago and had an unfortunate incident with another member....boo
90 Notch, Paxton, 3.55s, Flowmasters-sold 9/94
90 GT, 5spd, 4.10s, Vortech 10lbs, Methanol Injection, 308 Forged Internals, Twisted Wedge, TFS Stage 1 cam, Holley Systemax, 42lb injectors, Power Pipe, SCT Chip 454rwhp/426rwtq
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| acm extra vert/ bill [message #832] |
Wed, 09 September 2009 09:05 |
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due to a stolen computer bill we be out for a bit
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| | Topic: grandpa |
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| grandpa [message #742] |
Fri, 10 October 2008 12:56 |
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ss man
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Registered: November 2007
Location: brookline nh |
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A drunk man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink.
Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table. He gets up,
staggers to the table,leans over, looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the
face and says: 'I went by your grandma's house today and I saw her in the
hallway buck naked. Man, she is one fine looking woman!'
The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies are confused,
because he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop of a hat.
The drunk leans on the table again and says: 'I got it on with your grandma
and she is good, the best I ever had!'
The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad but the biker still says
nothing.
The drunk leans on the table one more time and says, 'I'll tell you
something else, boy, your grandma liked it!'
At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders looks
him square in the eyes and says...................
'Grandpa,........ Go home, you're drunk'
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| | Topic: another new ride |
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| another new ride [message #733] |
Wed, 17 September 2008 15:43 |
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ss man
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| | Topic: Programmer cheap! |
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| | Topic: Kenny Brown Performance |
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| Kenny Brown Performance [message #679] |
Sun, 15 June 2008 01:05 |
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Many of you know that when KBP was in full swing we were KBP dealers. When they had to shut down due to Ken's health, we were able to keep in touch through Ken's wife Cari. Well...they are back, and we are dealers. We will be getting KBP parts in the web store as soon as we have some pictures to put with them. They are in limited production at the moment, but expect to be producing in volume soon. Kenny's health is still a limiting factor, and we wish him well soon. Get with Sean or myself if you have any interest in what they have or will have for you specific application.
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| | Topic: what to do with |
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| what to do with [message #613] |
Mon, 28 April 2008 12:19 |
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ss man
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heres what you can do with your old rims it will make grandpa happy
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| | Topic: Three thoughts to ponder |
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| Three thoughts to ponder [message #606] |
Thu, 17 April 2008 11:04 |
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Cows - Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that, when investigating Mad Cow disease, our government can track a single cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate the 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.
The Constitution - They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.
The Ten Commandments - The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: You cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal, " Thou Shalt No Commit Adultry" and Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of Lawyers, Judges, and Politicians. It creats a hostile work environment
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| get out the defibrilator [message #588] |
Wed, 26 March 2008 22:14 |
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get it out, this place needs a frickin jump start!!
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| | Forum: Pics & Vids |
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| Topic: Steeda vids for your viewing pleasure |
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| | Topic: New Cobra Pics |
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| New Cobra Pics [message #675] |
Mon, 09 June 2008 09:55 |
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[Updated on: Sun, 12 October 2008 00:59]
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| | Topic: You might be a racer if... |
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| You might be a racer if... [message #481] |
Wed, 02 January 2008 16:48 |
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- You think the primary purpose of wings is to PREVENT flight.
- You take your helmet along when you go to buy new eyeglasses or check out cars.
- You feel compelled on a road trip to beat your previous best time.
- You are happiest when your street car's tires are worn to racing depth and the wear bars are showing.
- When something falls off of your car, you wonder how much weight you just saved.
- When you hear 'overcooked it', instead of food you think 'off the track'.
- You change engine oil every other week.
- You sometimes hear little noises from your passengers when you get on the throttle right after turning in.
- You thoroughly enjoy showing the tailgater behind how to drive around a highway off-ramp.
- Your racing budget is one of the big three -- mortgage, car payments/maintenance, dating.
-Your email address refers to your race car rather than to you.
- You walk proper lines through the grocery store.
- You've been known to yell "It means 'check your mirrors' dammit!" at your television.
- You've paid $4.00 a gallon for gas without complaining.
- You buy new parts because you don't know where you put the spares.
- You bought a race car before buying a house.
- You bought a race car before buying furniture for the new house.
- You're looking for a tow vehicle and still haven't bought furniture!
- You find that you need a new house because you've outgrown your garage and the neighbors are threatening violence if you park one more vehicle on the street or in the front yard.
- The requirements you give your real estate agent are (in order of importance):
1) 8 car climate controlled garage with an attached shop.
2) Outside parking for 6 cars, a motorhome, a crew cab dualie, a 28'enclosed trailer and a 34' 5th wheel.
3) 3 phase 220V outlets in the garage for your welder.
4) A grease pit.
5) Convenient to a hazardous waste disposal site.
6) Deaf neighbors.
7) Across the street from a paint and body shop.
 Some sort of house with a working toilet and shower on the property somewhere -or- hookups for the motorhome.
- You measure all family acquisitions in terms of the number of race tires that could have been purchased.
- You know well that Orthodontic work is the equivalant of three sets of tires
- You sit in your race car in a dark garage and make car noises and shift and practice your heel and toe, while waiting for your motor to get back from the machine shop.
- You look at the purchase of tools as a long term investment.
- Your wife says, "If you buy another set of tires, I'm getting a new mink."
- Your garage holds more cars than your house has bedrooms.
- You have enough spare parts to build another car.
- More than one racer supply house recognizes your voice and greets you by name when you call.
- You have car parts in your cubicle at work.
- You think the last line of the Star Spangled Banner is: "Racers, start your engines!"
- If you can't remember when you last worked on weekdays and rested on weekends.
- You're registered for wedding gifts at Pegasus and Racer Wholesale.
- Your Christmas list begins with another set of BFG R1s and Pauter rods and your 'significant other' knows what they are.
- After your answer to "What did you do this weekend?" the next question is always: "And you do this for fun? Right?"
- You have a separate drawer for 'garage clothes'.
- Your reading material in your bathroom consists of auto parts and racing supply catalogs, several books written by famous drivers, every book Carroll Smith has ever written.... and 400 car magazines, none of which have centerfolds.
- People know you by your class letter, car number, and car color.
- People know you by your "off"s". "Oh, you are the one stuck in the mud at ButtonWillow last weekend!"
- You talk to other cars on the road, calling them by the manufacturer's name.
- Your first date involves asking her to crew for you.
- Your criteria for selecting a significant other include auto repair skills. Air tools optional.
- Your friends don't recognize you without a helmet and driver's suit.
- Your family remembers your hair color as "grease".
- You plan your wedding around the race schedule.
- You astound the clerk at Sears by bringing in a snapped breaker bar every other week or so.
- You remember the dates and details of every race you've ever been in, but can't remember your phone number.
- Your family brings the couch into the garage so they can spend some time with you.
- You complain when cars in front of you on highway off-ramps don't stay on the line, causing your exit speed to drop.
- A neighbor asks if you have any oil, to which you query, "Synthetic or organic?" and they reply, "Vegetable or corn."
- You give out Summit Racing's number when a friend asks for the best hardware store.
- You refer to the corner down the street from your house as "Turn One."
- You look at the fire hydrant at that corner and see an apex marker.
- You enjoy driving in the rain on the way to work or school.
- You always late apex the intersection and try to pass a few cars coming out.
- Everywhere you go, you try to find the fastest line through the turn.
- You always do a toe & heel downshift while whoever might be your passenger gives you a real funny look.
- You can't stand anyone telling others how to drive. Of course, you are the best.
- You can't stand understeer.
- You always want to change something in your street car to make it handle better.
- You will gladly pay up to $8 for a quart of engine oil.
- You hate long distance driving, but you will gladly drive 800 miles to the race track.
- You think that traction control and ABS are for those who can't drive.
- You've ever tried to convince your wife you needed that flow bench to fix the air filter on her station wagon.
- You save broken car parts as " momentos".
- Your last several freeway forays included just brushing the curbs as you apexed the on-ramps perfectly....
- You've found your lawnmower runs pretty good on 108 octane gas (but doesn't particularly care for alcohol).
- The local tire shop won't honor the tread life warranty on any car you have been within 50 yards of...
- The shop manager at your local car dealer mutters "dear Lord" under his breath after he sees the size of your exhaust piping.
- The local police and state Highway Patrol have a picture of your car taped to their dashboard.
- You spend more time polishing your exhaust tip every day than you do bathing.
- Instead of pictures in your wallet, you have timeslips.
- You would choose a rollbar over air conditioning if it were an option.
- You enjoy driving through wet, empty parking lots and using the emergency brake to kick the back end out.
- White smoke coming out from under your tires is a common sight.
- You consider the redline a "conservative suggestion" and the rev limiter "a fun limiter"
- You spend more on insurance premiums than on food.
- Your idea of a good time is sitting around figuring out gear ratios and the ideal final drive ratio for given situations.
- When someone refers to "The Good Book", you think of "The Auto Math Handbook"
- When someone asks where you went to school, you reply, "Skip Barber".
- You have racing shops programmed on on your speed dialer.
- You own five cars and only one of them is street legal.
- You know the 1/4 mile times and skid pad numbers of your riding mower and want to improve them.
- You've embarrassed your significant other at least once by insisting on wearing your full face helmet while driving.
- You know the "racing line" of every turn in your daily commute, including your alternate routes, and practice hitting them every day.
- You quote your street tire wear life in weeks rather than miles.
- You regularly live test your rev limiter on that straight that's a little too long for 2nd but not worth going into 3rd for.
- You've started looking for sponsors for your daily commute.
- You've slalomed in a construction zone, and counted your penalty time in the rearview afterwards.
- After you tell your wife where you'd like to go on your vacation she answers: "Why... is there a race there?"
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| | Topic: You Know You Have Too Much Horsepower When |
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| You Know You Have Too Much Horsepower When [message #480] |
Wed, 02 January 2008 16:41 |
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1. The emissions test guy starts laughing as soon as you pull onto the rollers.
2. You can't drive your car in the rain.
3. Your "significant other" is afraid to drive your car.
4. You are afraid to drive your car.
5. You spend more on tires than on food.
6. You spend more on car insurance than on house payments.
7. You look in a state police car and see a picture of your car taped to the dash.
8. You throw your underwear in the garbage rather than the hamper.
9. You have to go to the track to buy gas.
10. Your mechanic names the new wing of his shop after you.
11. Jacques Villeneuve and Michael Schumacher wave you by.
12. You can make the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs.
13. You're tempted to wear your fire suit just to drive to the office.
14. Red signal lights shift to green as you're approaching then shift back to red as you're receding.
15. You arrive somewhere before you left.
16. You get pulled over for doing 155 in a 35 but the cops will let you go if "they can look under the hood."
17. You remove the $2000 stereo system to save 6 lb. of weight.
18. You are not allowed to run in the Silver State Challenge.
19. You get an anonymous phone call asking if you are interested in being in the Cannonball Run.
20. Your face looks like you are riding a NASA centrifuge when you drive the car.
22. You need parachute braking.
23. 'significant other' won't even ride in the car.
24 There is no possible way to "sneak out" of your neighborhood at 6 am.
25. Your pets scramble for their hiding spots as soon as the garage door is opened. (Pets, and all the neighbors...)
26. Family photos throughout the house are replaced with ife-sized posters of your car.
27. Fuel is delivered to your home: in 55 gallon drums!
28. You carry earplugs in your car.(doesn't everybody???)
29. The only spot on the car which receives any regular cleaning is the windshield. (what else is there to clean???)
30. You find out that side mirrors don't hold up at speeds exceeding 145 mph
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| | Topic: couple of Vids from CO |
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| | Topic: Exhaust Clips |
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| Exhaust Clips [message #42] |
Sun, 27 May 2007 13:20 |
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2 clips of the cobra with the new Slp's
prove where i did the second one or when and ill claim the speedometer was off
[Updated on: Sun, 27 May 2007 13:23]
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| | Forum: Midwest States |
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| Topic: Chicagoland/NW Indiana |
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| Chicagoland/NW Indiana [message #95] |
Fri, 01 June 2007 23:23 |
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There are 2 things going on tomorrow around here
Charity car show at Packey Webb Ford in Wheaton IL
And Midwest SVT Challenge at US41 dragway in Morocco IN
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| | Forum: Jokes & Humor |
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| Topic: Life in Heaven |
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| Life in Heaven [message #776] |
Sun, 01 March 2009 10:09 |
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Three guys meet St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Pete checks them out and tells them that they are all three welcome to come into Heaven, but he needs to tell them the rules before they can enter. He says that Heaven isn’t exactly like what you might think, and they can go anywhere they want, but don’t step on a duck. Sure enough, when they walk through the gates, there are ducks everywhere. Within ten minutes, one of them steps on a duck. The duck squacks, Angels swoop down and handcuff him to the ugliest woman the three have ever seen. About a month later, the second guy steps on a duck and again, the duck squacks, the angels swoop in and handcuff him to this butt ugly woman. The third guy tells himself that he will never step on a duck. Eight month go by and he has the hang of navigating around the ducks. Then, all of a sudden he hears a squack in the distance, the angels swoop in and handcuff him to Miss Universe, still in here bathing suite. Astounded, he says “I wonder what I did to deserve this?” She says, “I don’t know about you, but I stepped on a damn duck!”
[Updated on: Sun, 01 March 2009 10:11]
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| | Topic: a city cop |
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| a city cop [message #681] |
Tue, 17 June 2008 19:20 |
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A City cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. "Nice bike," the cop said "did Santa bring it to you?" "Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!" The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation.The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it." The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?" "Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop. The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."
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| | Topic: Heaven and Hell |
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| Heaven and Hell [message #622] |
Sun, 11 May 2008 19:17 |
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Heaven and Hell
John and Bob were inseparable childhood friends. One night, they both died in a terrible car accident.
When John woke up in heaven, he began to search for Bob but could not find him anywhere. Very distraught, he ran to St. Peter and said, "St. Peter, I know Bob was killed in that accident with me, but I can't find him!"
St. Peter said, "My son, I am sorry to tell you Bob didn't make it to Heaven."
This upset John so much that St. Peter agreed to let him see Bob one more time. St. Peter parted the clouds and John saw Bob sitting in hell with a keg on one side and a beautiful buxom blonde on the other.
John looked at St. Peter skeptically and said, "Are you sure I'm in the right place?"
"My son," St. Peter said, "looks can be deceiving. You see that keg of beer? It has a hole in it. You see that woman? She doesn't!"
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| | Topic: Stupid criminals - true story |
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| Stupid criminals - true story [message #590] |
Thu, 27 March 2008 13:57 |
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CHICAGO, March 25 (UPI) -- Chicago Police said a would-be thief was wounded by a police officer after a muffler shop he attempted to rob lured him back by calling his cell phone.
Police said the 18-year-old suspect attempted to rob Mufflers for Less at gunpoint shortly before 9 a.m. Monday, but a worker told him there was no money in the store and the manager, who is the only one at the store with access to the safe, wasn't in the building, the Chicago Sun-Times reported Tuesday.
Investigators said the too-trusting thief then left his cell phone number with workers and instructed them to call him in for a second robbery attempt once the safe could be opened.
The workers dialed 911 and plainclothes tactical police officers from Grand Central District arrived at the store before workers phoned the thief to make his second robbery attempt.
Once the suspect arrived, an officer identified himself as police and the suspect allegedly pointed his gun at the officer. The officer fired off two shots, striking the suspect once in the leg. The suspect did not fire his gun.
The suspect was treated at Advocate Illinois Masonic Medical Center for non-life-threatening injuries
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| | Topic: tools and there uses |
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| tools and there uses [message #488] |
Sun, 06 January 2008 14:44 |
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DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching
flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the
chest and flings your drink across the room, splattering it against
that freshly-stained heirloom piece you were drying.
WIRE WHEEL: Cleans paint off bolts and then throws them
somewhere under the workbench with the speed of light. Also
removes fingerprints and hard-earned guitar calluses from fingers
in about the time it takes you to say, "Yeou ....."
ELECTRIC HAND DRILL: Normally used for spinning pop rivets
in their holes until you die of old age.
SKIL SAW: A portable cutting tool used to make studs too short.
PLIERS: Used to round off bolt heads. Sometimes used in the
creation of blood-blisters. The most often the tool used by all
women.
BELT SANDER: An electric sanding tool commonly used to
convert minor touch-up jobs into major refinishing jobs.
HACKSAW: One of a family of cutting tools built on the Ouija
board principle. It transfos human energy into a crooked,
unpredictable motion, and the more you attempt to influence
its course, the more dismal your future becomes.
VISE-GRIPS: Generally used after pliers to completely round
off bolt heads. If nothing else is available, they can also be
used to transfer intense welding heat to the palm of your hand.
WELDING GLOVES: Heavy duty leather gloves used to prolong
the conduction of intense welding heat to the palm of your hand.
OXYACETYLENE TORCH: Used almost entirely for lighting
various flammable objects in your shop on fire. Also handy for
igniting the grease inside the wheel hub you want the bearing
race out of.
WHITWORTH SOCKETS: Once used for working on older British
cars and motorcycles, they are now used mainly for
impersonating that 9/16 or ½ socket you've been searching
for the last 45 minutes.
TABLE SAW: A large stationary power tool commonly used to
launch wood projectiles for testing wall integrity.
HYDRAULIC FLOOR JACK: Used for lowering an automobile to
the ground after you have installed your new brake shoes,
trapping the jack handle firmly under the bumper.
EIGHT-FOOT LONG YELLOW PINE 2X4: Used for levering an
automobile upward off of a trapped hydraulic jack handle.
TWEEZERS: A tool for removing wood splinters and wire wheel
wire shards.
E-Z OUT BOLT AND STUD EXTRACTOR: A tool ten times harder
than any known drill bit that snaps neatly off in bolt holes
thereby ending any possible future use.
RADIAL ARM SAW: A large stationary power saw primarily
used by most shops to scare neophytes into choosing another
line of work.
TWO-TON ENGINE HOIST: A tool for testing the maximum
tensile strength of everything you forgot to disconnect.
CRAFTSMAN 1/2 x 24-INCH SCREWDRIVER: A very large pry
bar that inexplicably has an accurately machined screwdriver
tip on the end opposite the handle.
AVIATION METAL SNIPS: See hacksaw.
TROUBLE LIGHT: The home mechanic's own tanning booth.
Sometimes called a drop light, it is a good source of vitamin
D, "the sunshine vitamin," which is not otherwise found
under cars at night. Health benefits aside, its main purpose
is to consume 40-watt light bulbs at about the same rate that
105mm howitzer shells might be used during, say, the first
few hours of the Battle of the Bulge. More often dark than
light, its name is somewhat misleading.
PHILLIPS SCREWDRIVER: Normally used to stab the vacuum
seals under lids and for opening old-style paper-and-tin oil
cans and splashing oil on your shirt; but can also be used, as
the name implies, to strip out Phillips screw heads.
STRAIGHT SCREWDRIVER: A tool for opening paint cans.
Sometimes used to convert common slotted screws into
non-removable screws.
AIR COMPRESSOR: A machine that takes energy produced
in a coal-burning power plant 200 miles away and transforms
it into compressed air that travels by < BR>hose to a Chicago
Pneumatic impact wrench that grips rusty bolts which were
last over tightened 30 years ago by someone at Ford, and
instantly rounds off their heads. Also used to quickly snap
off lug nuts.
PRY BAR: A tool used to crumple the metal surrounding
that clip or bracket you needed to remove in order to
replace a 50 cent part.
HOSE CUTTER: A tool used to make hoses too short.
HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the
hammer nowadays is used as a kind of divining rod to
locate the most expensive parts adjacent the object we
are trying to hit. Women primarily use it when hanging
pictures.
MECHANIC'S KNIFE: Used to open and slice through the
contents of cardboard cartons delivered to your front door;
works particularly well on contents such as seats, vinyl
records, liquids in plastic bottles, collector magazines,
refund checks, an d rubber or plastic parts. Especially
useful for slicing work clothes, but only while in use.
TOOL: Any handy tool that you grab and throw across
the garage while yelling a string of obscenities at the top
of your lungs. It is also, most often, the next tool that
you will need
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| walmart cat [message #292] |
Tue, 06 November 2007 06:10 |
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The Wal-Mart Cat~
A blonde was weed-eating her yard and
accidentally cut off the tail of her cat
who was hiding in the grass.
She rushed her cat, along with the tail over
to WALMART!
Why WALMART???
Are you ready for this?
Are you sure?
Positive?
Okay, you asked for it!
WALMART is the largest retailer in the world!!!
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| HALLOWEEN HUMOR [message #275] |
Mon, 29 October 2007 15:25 |
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A husband and wife were scheduled to attend a Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the Halloween party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by her not going. So he took his costume and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without pain, and as it was still early, decided to go to the party. As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him. So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice "chick" he could and copping a little feel here and a lit tle kiss there. His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband. After more drinks he finally whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had passionate intercourse in the back seat. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for his outrageous behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he had. "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance much?" He replied, I'll tell you; I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guy, so we went into the spare room and played poker all evening. "You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm. To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my costume to your brother, apparently he had the time of his life"
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| Snoring [message #219] |
Wed, 11 July 2007 00:59 |
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> > Snoring
> > >
> > > A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the
> Wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie
> a ribbon around the dog's testicles, and he will stop snoring. Yeah right
> she says.
> > > A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring, as usual. The
> Wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep. Muttering to herself, she goes to
> the closet and grabs a piece of red ribbon and ties it carefully around the
> dog's testicles. Sure enough, the dog stops snoring.
> > > The Woman is amazed, Later that night, her husband returns home drunk
> from being out drinking with his buddies. He climbs into bed and begins
> snoring loudly. The Woman thinks maybe the ribbon might work on him. So,
> she goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of blue ribbon and ties it
> around her husband's testicles. Amazingly, it also works on him. The Woman
> sleeps soundly.
> > >
> > > The husband wakes from his drunken stupor and stumbles into the
> Bathroom.. As he stands in front of the toilet, he glances down and sees a
> blue ribbon attached to his privates. He is very confused, and as he walks
> back into the bedroom, he sees the red ribbon attached to his Dog's
> testicles. He shakes his head and looks at the dog and whispers, "I don't
> know where we were......Or what we did... But, by God... We took First and
> Second place!!!
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| 3 Nightmares [message #218] |
Wed, 11 July 2007 00:56 |
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Nightmare #1
After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a
cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable to find it, he
asked the girl if she had one at hand. "There might be some matches in the
top drawer," she replied.
He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting
neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. Naturally, the guy began
to worry.
"Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously. "No, silly," she replied,
snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend then?" he asked. "No, not at all," she said, nibbling away
at his ear.
"Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy. Calmly, the girl
replied, "That's me before the operation."
Nightmare #2
The spark had been lost in this guy's marriage, so he was trying to think of
a way to rekindle it. One night he came from work, and found his wife
asleep in bed. He thought to himself, "what should I do?" "Oh-I know." He
proceeded to get under the covers and go down on his wife. Soon she began to
gently squirm and moan in pleasure. After a few minutes, her body spasmed
with ecstasy as she climaxed.
Afterwards, the man went straight to the bathroom to brush his teeth. When
he got there, the light was on and he saw his wife there shaving her legs.
He exclaimed, "What are you doing in here?!?"
She said, "Shhhh!," pointing at the bed, "You'll wake your mother"
Nightmare #3
One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are about to kiss each
other goodnight at the front door, the guy starts feeling a little horny.
With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and
smiling, he says to her, "Honey, would you give me a blow job?"
Horrified, she replies, "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"
"Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?" He asks grinning at her.
"No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"
"Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!"
"No way. It's just too risky!"
"Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?"
"No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!"
"Oh yes you can. Please?"
"No, no. I just can't" "I'm begging you..."
Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl's sister
shows up in her pajamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she
says, "Dad says to go ahead and give him a blow job, or I can do it. Or if
need be, mom says she can come down herself and do it. But for God's sake
tell him to take his hand off the intercom!"
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| The Bahama's [message #184] |
Mon, 02 July 2007 12:24 |
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A sales rep, an administration clerk and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke. The Genie says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll give each of you just one."
"Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world." Poof! She's gone.
In astonishment, "Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of pina coladas and the love of my life." Poof! He's gone.
"OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager. The manager says,"I want those two back in the office after lunch."
Moral of story: always let your boss have the first say
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| Topic: Patriot Exhaust Products |
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| Patriot Exhaust Products [message #766] |
Mon, 23 February 2009 20:40 |
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ACM is proud to announce that we are now dealers for Patriot Exhaust Products. I have attached a file that will tell you a little more about them and their products. If you have any questions about these products, please feel free to ask Sean, Brian or myself.
If you read my blog, please sign up on the site so we know you were here. If you need a quote from ACM, please send me an email at wwellman@acmustang.com and let me compete for your business
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| | Topic: Doug's Headers |
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| Doug's Headers [message #765] |
Mon, 23 February 2009 20:32 |
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ACM is proud to announce that we are now dealers for Doug's Headers. I have attached a file to tell you a little about Doug's. "Doug's headers are ideal for muscle cars, street rods and race cars, as well as trucks, SUVs and motorhomes. With more than 47 years of experience, Doug's Headers is a name you can trust for superior quality and fit. Recently elected to five different drag racing halls of fame, Doug is truly one of the pioneers in the manufacturing of high performance exhaust systems!"
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 BBK News [message #762] |
Tue, 20 January 2009 22:11 |
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Hi all. Looks like we will be picking up BBK as a new vendor. Sean and I haven't got all the details worked out yet, but it will likely happen in March. Just like with all the other buyins we've done, we are going to let people piggy-back onto the initial purchase at an amazing (near cost) discount. Let me know what your interested in, and I'll try to get you some details.
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| | Forum: The Junk Yard |
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| Topic: FS: Superchips 1725 |
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| FS: Superchips 1725 [message #410] |
Wed, 05 December 2007 09:50 |
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I have a Superchips 1725 for sale. It comes with the tuner and cable. Offers accepted I'm only asking $250.00. Price from superchips web site is 409.00. I will ship on my own coin so please don't hit me too hard with the offers!
Thanks,
Chris
"The LS1 was finally subjected to a paternity test, and its daddy was the '03 Cobra." -MM&FF
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| Winter tires and rims [message #373] |
Mon, 19 November 2007 09:50 |
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From a 2003 V6 Mustang, 16" Blizzaks on Ford aluminum rims, two new for last season, 2 from year before, very good tread all around, mounted and balanced, $200 local pickup only.
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| Topic: Maximum Motorsports 05+ |
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| Maximum Motorsports 05+ [message #239] |
Mon, 03 September 2007 18:40 |
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maximum motorsports has finally decided to get some parts out for the 05 and newer.
http://acm.synergynetsystems.com/catalog/index.php
as well as H&R springs etc
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| | Forum: Site Suggestions |
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| Topic: Vendor news |
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| Vendor news [message #678] |
Sun, 15 June 2008 01:00 |
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Creat an area for vendor news, as we have some to share.
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| Topic: 2nd Annual Crossroads Car Show |
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| 2nd Annual Crossroads Car Show [message #677] |
Sun, 15 June 2008 00:59 |
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For all you Colorado peeps, or anyone else that wants to show up, there is a charity car show on the corner of Huron and 104th Ave on Saturday, June 21st. Since we are one of the major sponsors, I'm hoping to have several Mustangs show up. We are providing hats, t-shirts, jackets, trinkets, catalogs, flyers, etc., so it should be good advertising if nothing else.
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| | Forum: Offers |
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| Topic: Any interest?? |
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| Any interest?? [message #591] |
Thu, 27 March 2008 13:59 |
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Any interest in spec clutches? if there is interest this thread will turn into a offer
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| | Forum: Group Buys |
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| Topic: gauging interest in JBA |
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| gauging interest in JBA [message #555] |
Sun, 20 January 2008 15:41 |
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We are discussing contract with JBA, wanted to gauge any interest.
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| | Topic: CHE Performance |
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| CHE Performance [message #356] |
Sat, 17 November 2007 11:42 |
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Group buy on these, pricing now available
[Updated on: Sun, 18 November 2007 13:13]
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